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Sunday, May 24, 2009
Thursday, April 30, 2009
I admire John so much
I've been so busy. You see, we're moving to a brand new trailer in South Park. It's so nice. I got a nice set of white wall tires picked out, and I got to pick out the color of the plastic wall tiles in the living room.
There is even a friendly crack dealer, right on the corner. After only a few visits he's even offering us freebies, and I got a crack-hit punch card!!! Only 10 visits and I get a bag of heroin for FREE!
My friend John is someone to admire though. John can do anything.
He went to the doctor for his normal herpeygonnasiphilHIV test (he'd been in a car with me, so it was a smart precaution, beside the antibiotics he got on just in case there was some latency), and started taking Chantix, and now he's a non-smoker.
Just sayin. Shout out to John. You're like my hero.
There is even a friendly crack dealer, right on the corner. After only a few visits he's even offering us freebies, and I got a crack-hit punch card!!! Only 10 visits and I get a bag of heroin for FREE!
My friend John is someone to admire though. John can do anything.
He went to the doctor for his normal herpeygonnasiphilHIV test (he'd been in a car with me, so it was a smart precaution, beside the antibiotics he got on just in case there was some latency), and started taking Chantix, and now he's a non-smoker.
Just sayin. Shout out to John. You're like my hero.
Friday, April 3, 2009
I'm a fat pig, and I love it.
So I don't know if you've heard, but I'm really into feederism.
Feederism is a fetish, where you find the act of feeding and gaining weight sexy. I'm even into eating/feeding during sex.
So Robby and I feed each other, and the more weight we gain the hotter we think it is. At some point we're expecting to be so fat that we won't be able to bang anymore (it'll be another month or two for that), but we'll probably be semi-immobile at that point. You know, as hot as it is--the mechanics just don't work anymore once your belly/ass sticks out a certain distance.
Feederism is a fetish, where you find the act of feeding and gaining weight sexy. I'm even into eating/feeding during sex.
So Robby and I feed each other, and the more weight we gain the hotter we think it is. At some point we're expecting to be so fat that we won't be able to bang anymore (it'll be another month or two for that), but we'll probably be semi-immobile at that point. You know, as hot as it is--the mechanics just don't work anymore once your belly/ass sticks out a certain distance.
Monday, March 23, 2009
NASCAR
After a long weekend, I started out my week a little bit worse for the wear.
I realized my favorite Tony Stewart hat was dirty, as was my NASCAR logo jacket. I guess I had one too many cans of Keystone Ice after country line dancing, and then ended up falling off the adult tricycle I was riding home.
I realized my favorite Tony Stewart hat was dirty, as was my NASCAR logo jacket. I guess I had one too many cans of Keystone Ice after country line dancing, and then ended up falling off the adult tricycle I was riding home.
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Old Spice
I can't believe I ran out of Old Spice.
Everyone knows Old Spice is my trademark scent. They stopped carrying it anywhere within 25 miles of my house....and now I'm scent free! I'm freaking out. Now, all I smell like is Head and Shoulders and Dial soap.
I'm going to have to take the bus to Renton to get some.
The things I do to enrich your lives.
Everyone knows Old Spice is my trademark scent. They stopped carrying it anywhere within 25 miles of my house....and now I'm scent free! I'm freaking out. Now, all I smell like is Head and Shoulders and Dial soap.
I'm going to have to take the bus to Renton to get some.
The things I do to enrich your lives.
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